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http://www.haikuglennbeck.comThe most recent haiku from the Haik U Glenn Beck project.en-usFri, 09 Jul 2010 10:45:18 -0700Licensed under Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Creative Commons licenseReject the Bible.
Run to me, Glenn Beck, savior.
I know what is right.http://becku.org?64rFri, 09 Jul 2010 07:33:10 -0700Capitalism.
God helps those who help themselves.
"Back to work, peasant!"http://becku.org?64kFri, 09 Jul 2010 07:27:04 -0700In a church that helps
Others, you are not a good
Capitalist stooge.http://becku.org?64gFri, 09 Jul 2010 07:10:25 -0700Preaching to a choir
of scared, closed-minded people,
Breeding ignorance.http://becku.org?3jtTue, 15 Jun 2010 13:10:52 -0700Justice and Nazi
they are quite dissimilar
why don't you get it?http://becku.org?3jnMon, 14 Jun 2010 18:35:48 -0700Beck: *your* world is filled
With anger, hate and greed. Why
Wish that on us all?http://becku.org?3jmMon, 14 Jun 2010 13:39:06 -0700Ignorance, hatred
That is what started it all
You don't know truth, learnhttp://becku.org?3jiFri, 11 Jun 2010 09:31:34 -0700Foaming at the mouth
Running around on all fours
Rabid poodle-boy.http://becku.org?3jdWed, 09 Jun 2010 19:42:56 -0700Beck! Propaganda!
Why have you forsaken me?
I am your child too.http://becku.org?3jcFri, 04 Jun 2010 23:02:08 -0700Give us your tired souls
This nation will love you all
Even If Beck WONThttp://becku.org?3j4Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:12:08 -0700How strange dumb men are,
to see death camps in liberals
rather on his side.http://becku.org?3j3Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:00:52 -0700Justice is linked by
the transitive property
to death camps. Makes sense.http://becku.org?3j2Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:00:18 -0700"Social Justice" is
on Mormon website stupid.
Glenn: you leave. I'll stay.http://becku.org?3j1Tue, 01 Jun 2010 07:48:34 -0700First they came for Glenn
but only to say: please stop
making us look badhttp://becku.org?3iyMon, 31 May 2010 08:40:44 -0700Let go and let gold
Is Glenn's only commandment
Christ was a Nazihttp://becku.org?3ipFri, 28 May 2010 16:20:41 -0700Glenn Beck haiku have
Kept me chortling, voting.
I need to move on.http://becku.org?3ioFri, 28 May 2010 02:39:02 -0700Twenty-Nine Seven
Proverbs: the righteous care about
Justice for the poorhttp://becku.org?3idSun, 23 May 2010 00:13:35 -0700A lost parable:
Unless that cross is pure gold;
That cross is blood Red.http://becku.org?3i2Thu, 20 May 2010 16:50:18 -0700Glenn Beck is Evil
His Nazi fetish shows all
History repeatshttp://becku.org?3huFri, 14 May 2010 11:23:52 -0700It is so quiet
Except of course for Glenn Beck
He's never quiet.http://becku.org?3hpFri, 14 May 2010 02:58:28 -0700Glenn says no justice;
I say no, Glenn. Justice for
all, or there is none.http://becku.org?3hoThu, 13 May 2010 22:49:37 -0700Justice in the book
Read of Abe and Moses
Go to church some morehttp://becku.org?3h5Wed, 12 May 2010 01:52:19 -0700Founding Fathers lied!
All men are SO not equal
Glenn is below allhttp://becku.org?3h4Tue, 11 May 2010 16:08:54 -0700I beg you, Glenn Beck.
If you find your heart and soul,
will you leave TV?http://becku.org?3gwMon, 10 May 2010 13:44:23 -0700while you are running
write a check to your new god
all knowing Glenn Beckhttp://becku.org?3gvMon, 10 May 2010 13:43:01 -0700A world without hate
can we find peace in this land?
Stop stirring up pain.http://becku.org?3guMon, 10 May 2010 13:13:45 -0700We reap what we sow.
In your parents cabbage patch
a bigot seed grew.http://becku.org?3grMon, 10 May 2010 11:03:40 -0700Rights for everyone
Not systems working for some
Is Social Justice.http://becku.org?3gqMon, 10 May 2010 10:57:29 -0700Code words are common.
I have heard "Fair and Balanced".
Fox for: crock of ?http://becku.org?3gpMon, 10 May 2010 10:56:00 -0700With just bread and fish,
Jesus fed the multitudes.
We can do the same.http://becku.org?3goMon, 10 May 2010 10:52:47 -0700The Church of Glenn Beck
Throw money at the preacher
Turn your brain off firsthttp://becku.org?3fyTue, 04 May 2010 06:59:38 -0700"For the least of these---"
"No free lunches here!!!" yelled Beck.
"---so you've done to me."http://becku.org?3fxTue, 04 May 2010 00:22:30 -0700Ignore the hungry,
Beck says as he makes millions
preaching ignorance.http://becku.org?3fvSat, 01 May 2010 11:38:55 -0700Glenn has lots to say
About schools for someone who
Never went to onehttp://becku.org?3frThu, 29 Apr 2010 15:33:08 -0700Glenn should not be scared
If there was social justice
He'd be drunk and poorhttp://becku.org?3fqThu, 29 Apr 2010 15:31:08 -0700Very classy of
Glenn Beck to pick on those who
Have no voice at allhttp://becku.org?3fkTue, 27 Apr 2010 21:08:26 -0700Mom always said you
Can't have a battle of wits
With an unarmed manhttp://becku.org?3fjTue, 27 Apr 2010 21:05:38 -0700tearful, chubby man
tangled in the puppet strings
of the ignoranthttp://becku.org?3fgMon, 26 Apr 2010 15:48:43 -0700Glenn Beck and Fox News
Exist to mislead the poor
And take their moneyhttp://becku.org?3cxMon, 19 Apr 2010 19:58:21 -0700Social justice, bah
Humbug. The Golden Rule for
Glenn Beck, also, yech.http://becku.org?3ajFri, 16 Apr 2010 12:11:01 -0700Political change:
Let a thousand flowers bloom.
Glenn Beck's are stinkweed.http://becku.org?3a6Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:27:48 -0700Beck beckoning us
back to the bemusing,
begging and bemoaning.http://becku.org?3a5Fri, 16 Apr 2010 05:51:19 -0700I like to stretch facts
ratings are better than news
i don't know anythinghttp://becku.org?39tThu, 15 Apr 2010 19:27:30 -0700Commies, and Nazis
and violators of the
Commerce Clause - oh my!http://becku.org?39sThu, 15 Apr 2010 18:34:42 -0700Wait a minute -
Beck said this was tea; so, why's
it taste like kool aid?http://becku.org?39rThu, 15 Apr 2010 18:32:59 -0700Leave your 'social justice'
church? Jesus watches the rich
inherit the earth.http://becku.org?39pThu, 15 Apr 2010 16:57:57 -0700paranoia reigns
when Mister Beck gets going
I choose peace insteadhttp://becku.org?39oThu, 15 Apr 2010 16:22:00 -0700I feel sad and scared
When I hear the lies and hate
Spewing from that man.http://becku.org?39nThu, 15 Apr 2010 14:38:40 -0700The god Beck worships
Is green and made of paper . . .
That's idolatry!http://becku.org?39lThu, 15 Apr 2010 13:54:27 -0700Red-faced man shouting
America says "Hush, now,
that's enough, angry puppet."http://becku.org?39jThu, 15 Apr 2010 12:39:12 -0700